my Twitter, Mar 2011
[She’s married to an Indian guy and once in awhile would dress traditionally. Otherwise dressed like a schoolmarmy librarianj].
So yesterday in class we killed a bunch of lobsters. It’s a well known saying, right? “If you want to make a bisque, you have to kill a bunch of lobsters”?
Haha, I kid. About the saying. We did kill a bunch of lobsters, and we did “kill them while they’re alive” as Chef said, despite me snarkily pointing out, “As opposed to killing them after they’re dead?”
What he meant, of course, was killing them before we cook them rather than killing them BY cooking them.
THOSE WITH SOFT-HEARTS OR DELICATE DISPOSITIONS, SKIP THIS PART
Since I’m sure you were all waiting with bated breath, etc.
Called Citizens again. This girl was actually a goddamn professional and checked and hey, what do you know? THEY NEVER FUCKING MAILED ME A REPLACEMENT CARD.
So now they’re sending me a new one, which will arrive in 5-7 business days, i.e. hopefully but maybe not before the old one expires next Thursday.
Well, it’s something anyway…